Regular readers have expressed some concerns. The episodes are so sporadic and often describe events long after the Idiots have moved on. There are great gaps in the journals and there have been no recent missives. The last published episode had the Idiots on the rim of Haleakala Crater on Maui greeting the sunrise – back in December.
Friends are more than justified in asking “Where have all the Idiots gone?” And wags have taken to appending “and does anybody care?”
The Idiots have been too busy to keep up with the episodes. A simple diagram will bring readers up to date with the Idiots in the Belly of the Beast.

More installments are coming… including a series of “Lost Episodes”. For now, consider this a greeting, warning, or threat – depending on your take on Idiots in the Belly of the Beast –
THEY’RE BAAAAAACK!
Oct 23 Departure from Minnesota
Oct 24 Olathe, Kansas
Oct 27 Salinas Missions National Monument, New Mexico
Oct 29 Silver City, New Mexico
Nov 11 Chiricahua National Monument, Arixona
Nov 15 Tucson, Arizona
Nov 20 Green Valley, Arizona
Nov 28 Phoenix, Arizona
(Beast went into storage)
Nov 29 Big Island, Hawaii (flight)
Dec 7 Maui, Hawaii (flight)
Dec 15 Plymouth, Minnesota (flight)
Jan 2 Phoenix, AZ (flight)
(Back in the Beast)
Jan 5 Quartzite, AZ
Jan 11 Kingman, AZ
Jan 12 Las Vegas, Nevada
Jan 14 Bullhead City, AZ
Jan 16 Green Valley, AZ
Jan 20 Silver City, New Mexico
Jan 26 Houston, Texas
(Beast into storage)
Jan 29 Roatan, Honduras (flight)
Feb 14 Houston,Texas (flight)
(Back in the Beast)
Feb 17 Panama City Beach, Florida
Feb 23 Big Cypress Swamp National Preserve, Florida
Feb 24 Key West, Florida
Feb 27 Everglades National Park, Florida
March 2 Fort Myers, Florida
March 6 Ortona Locks CG, Caloosahatchee River, Florida