Impatience,
Boy, this is bizarre. You have my sympathy. I know folks thought I was crazy when I posted saying ants were eating my hosta eyes. I sat there and watched them!
But I don't think anyone really believed me.
We've had more rain this year than in the last few years combined. And I've been reading about your rain problems on here. Thank goodness it isn't that bad here. What rain we get is very welcome (except for my mosquito problem now).
The website wishiwere linked does say the pill/sow bugs will eat tender vegetation and strawberries. Hosta eyes fall in that category, but iris rhizomes?
Thanks for letting me commiserate with you.