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Linda...I'm surprised at you silly! The solution is so simple. All you have to do is feed the salamanders Alfalfa meal, than save it's droppings and plant them with your hostas. By the way, I know you're pulling the wool over our eyes because you successfully experimented with Salamander Poop already and I have pictures to prove it! I scanned these two before and after Photos of your dairy farm from the "New England Journal of Medicine and Reptiles". Ha ha! Bet you didn't think I would actually check for the facts, did you.
David.
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Those hostas look so big that you can't jump over them! Did you train the cows to relieve themselves on the hosta?hostadad wrote:Linda...I'm surprised at you silly! The solution is so simple. All you have to do is feed the salamanders Alfalfa meal, than save it's droppings and plant them with your hostas. By the way, I know you're pulling the wool over our eyes because you successfully experimented with Salamander Poop already and I have pictures to prove it! I scanned these two before and after Photos of your dairy farm from the "New England Journal of Medicine and Reptiles". Ha ha! Bet you didn't think I would actually check for the facts, did you.
David.
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janey, Hip waders. Chest-high hip waders.
BTW, Homer, I've not been able to teach the cows to make their deposits on the hostas without flattening them.
Have you ever seen the size cowpie a Holstein makes?
I'm really not questioning your science at all, hence my offer of the salamander idea. Just think of where that could take you. You could grow a whole row of Royal Standards, plant them next to one Great Expectations, and have a row of GE look alikes with fragrant flowers. No more struggling to keep those little GE's alive.
hostadad...I really must have been asleep at the wheel on that one. Off I go to feed the salamanders with alfalfa meal.
And the full moon isn't even here yet.
Linda P
BTW, Homer, I've not been able to teach the cows to make their deposits on the hostas without flattening them.
Have you ever seen the size cowpie a Holstein makes?
I'm really not questioning your science at all, hence my offer of the salamander idea. Just think of where that could take you. You could grow a whole row of Royal Standards, plant them next to one Great Expectations, and have a row of GE look alikes with fragrant flowers. No more struggling to keep those little GE's alive.
hostadad...I really must have been asleep at the wheel on that one. Off I go to feed the salamanders with alfalfa meal.
And the full moon isn't even here yet.
Linda P
And time remembered is grief forgotten,
And frosts are slain and flowers begotten.....
Algernon Charles Swinburne
Latitude: 41° 51' 12.1572"
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And frosts are slain and flowers begotten.....
Algernon Charles Swinburne
Latitude: 41° 51' 12.1572"
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Homer,
I am not surprised that you have kept your streaked breeder under wraps but it's time to share with the world. Congratulations on your success.
I stole this leaf from your garden after the cat knocked it off the plant. I swear it was the cat.
Sue
I am not surprised that you have kept your streaked breeder under wraps but it's time to share with the world. Congratulations on your success.
I stole this leaf from your garden after the cat knocked it off the plant. I swear it was the cat.
Sue
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Sorry bengal
It is the other way around
Farmes have had big ploblems with their weeks of vacation, could not get any help for the vacation month.'
After years of debating with veterians... how to cool down a cow when I am on vacation one smart veterenerian reziced the cows.... now they can go on vacation too - in the van
It is the other way around
Farmes have had big ploblems with their weeks of vacation, could not get any help for the vacation month.'
After years of debating with veterians... how to cool down a cow when I am on vacation one smart veterenerian reziced the cows.... now they can go on vacation too - in the van
Against stupidity the gods themselves struggle in vain.
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Pia..would you get me the name of that vet? DH hasn't had a vacation since 1983. Really. 24/7/365 for most of the last 42 years, with the last vacation 24 years ago.
Pocket-sized cows might work...oh, but then the amount of milk they give would also be reduced. And who would eat the weeds in the hosta pasture? Tiny cows would get lost under those monsters. It sounded like a good idea, but never mind. We'll stick with the full-size version.
Linda P
Pocket-sized cows might work...oh, but then the amount of milk they give would also be reduced. And who would eat the weeds in the hosta pasture? Tiny cows would get lost under those monsters. It sounded like a good idea, but never mind. We'll stick with the full-size version.
Linda P
And time remembered is grief forgotten,
And frosts are slain and flowers begotten.....
Algernon Charles Swinburne
Latitude: 41° 51' 12.1572"
My Hosta List
And frosts are slain and flowers begotten.....
Algernon Charles Swinburne
Latitude: 41° 51' 12.1572"
My Hosta List